Milestone Tee — "After 80, Every Year Without a Headstone" Funny 80th Birthday Shirt
Heather Grey / XS
$23.99
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$23.99
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Lightweight and comfortably worn, this classic crew tee carries a dry, wry sense of humor that lands in quiet conversation. The front text—clean, bold, and centered—reads like a private joke shared over coffee or at a backyard cookout. The soft cotton body drapes naturally; ribbed collar and shoulder-tape keep the shape through repeated wear. Wear it under a jacket, with work jeans, or layered for cool evenings — it settles into everyday life and sparks a grin from anyone who reads it.
Product features
- Light 4.3 oz cotton fabric for all-season comfort
- Ribbed knit collar with seam for lasting shape
- Side seams and shoulder tape for structural support and durability
- DTF sleeve print option; classic front print on soft garment
- Heather blends include 90% cotton / 10% polyester; EU 2-year warranty and REACH-compliant
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
Milestone Tee — "After 80, Every Year Without a Headstone" Funny 80th Birthday Shirt
$23.99
Sale price
$23.99
Regular price
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 17.48 | 19.02 | 20.51 | 22.01 | 24.02 | 26.02 | 27.99 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.01 | 27.99 | 29.02 | 30.00 | 31.02 | 32.01 | 32.99 | 34.02 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.09 | 7.48 | 7.87 | 8.27 | 8.66 | 9.06 | 9.45 | 9.84 | 10.24 |
Product features
- Light 4.3 oz cotton fabric for all-season comfort
- Ribbed knit collar with seam for lasting shape
- Side seams and shoulder tape for structural support and durability
- DTF sleeve print option; classic front print on soft garment
- Heather blends include 90% cotton / 10% polyester; EU 2-year warranty and REACH-compliant
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Next Level 3600, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean