T-Shirt — 'Excuse Me, Would You Like Some Xanax?' Quote Tee
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This relaxed garment-dyed tee speaks plainly and wryly. Bold, black typography delivers a funny, slightly exasperated quote that reads like a candid moment with a friend — awkward, honest, and somehow comforting. The heavyweight, ring-spun cotton feels substantial and broken-in thanks to the post-construction dye process, so the shirt drapes softly while keeping its shape. Wear it to casual meetups, long drives, or lazy weekends when you want to say what everyone’s thinking without saying too much. It pairs easily with jeans, hoodies, or a worn-in flannel for a laid-back, conversational look.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort
- Garment-dyed for soft color and vintage texture
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz/yd²) with relaxed fit
- Double-needle stitched seams and tubular knit (no side seams) for durability
- Sizes S–4XL; pre-shrunk with sewn-in label
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
T-Shirt — 'Excuse Me, Would You Like Some Xanax?' Quote Tee
$23.99
Sale price
$23.99
Regular price
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort
- Garment-dyed for soft color and vintage texture
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz/yd²) with relaxed fit
- Double-needle stitched seams and tubular knit (no side seams) for durability
- Sizes S–4XL; pre-shrunk with sewn-in label
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean